Expressions

My favorite expression is: You know what they say. I also say: That chaps my hide. If you have a favorite please share..

This sounds like a job for science...

If you break both your legs, don't come running to me for help.

Same shit, different day.

In this world there are three kinds of people: Those who know math, and those who don't.

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Asking the right questions causes half the problems.

Nice topic :) I found that many native German scientists seem to love the word 'however'. However I like this: Happiness comes double after a little pain, if you want a rainbow, you must have the rain.

I repeat this expression all the time to my chess students, then recently, I heard Obama use the same expression (he was referring to Republicans instead of opponents)

Never believe your opponent. They either don't know what they're talking about, or they're not telling you the truth!

Never underestimate your opponent's stupidity!

It is not all about winning; it is also about humiliating your opponent.

or being humiliated :)

Less is more.

I WOULDN'T GIVE YOUR TROUBLES TO A MONKEY ON A ROCK.

it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra

Some say the glass is half empty.

Some say the glass is half full.

I say the glass is too frigging big!

Great minds talk about ideas,

Regular minds talk about facts

Small minds talk about events

Poor minds talk about the others.

Nice idea, in fact. But wait, what's happening? I am talking about you!

Men dreaming are men sleeping.

Smoking marihuana does two things: It improves one's memory and ... no wait, it'll come to me ...

I like to say "welcome to the rat race" when people are complaining about their co-workers (I hate it, but some individuals always seem to prefer to work against each others instead of together).

As far as I know, it is my original saying "That which you cannot explain to a child, is likely to change!"

Einstein is credited with "If you can't explain it to a six year old, then you don't understand it yourself.†I like your point though.

One of my favourite quotes is:

"Say something wise and witty, and you will be remembered forever." -- Anonymous.

I guess that guy never said anything wise & witty since he has been forgotten....

noone has a favorite expression which is not regular?

Sometimes I sits and thinks. Sometimes I just sits.

"No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops end up in your pants"--Stephen King

Can't have your cake and eat it.

Be careful what you wish for, you might get it

This ain't my first rodeo.

Music doesn't bother me while dancing. But it also doesn't help.

I hope an accurate translation of my friend saying while making some standard repeating dancing moves to any kind of music. :)