I recently...

renewed my USCF membership. Please adjust your schedule accordingly. Thank you.

I swore off the USCF back in the time of the Bill Goichberg/Susan Polgar/Sam Sloan wars.  I was totally repulsed by the organization, and even advised my chess students NOT to join.

(meow)  :(

Most understandable

I used to play in Goichberg tournaments in NY back in the day, and I met Sloan once, so I can't resist asking ... where are these two now and what are they doing?

I believe your neighbors Mr. & Mrs. Google will quench your thirst for knowledge

Yeah. Maybe I'm showing my age, but I miss the personal touch on answers to this kind of question.