SST3 news

The captain of the UK team was caught cheating with another game site and will be forced to give up the captain's armband.

The Italian newspaper "La Gazzetta dello Sport" asked the Italian federation not to send any team to SST3 in order not to embarass the nation. The newspaper also pointed out how they are helping the environment by reusing the same negative articles they used before the 1982 and 2006 World Cups.

Domenech has declared that the French team stands a good chance to win the whole thing as two of the players are scorpios, one is cancer, and one is leo. He also suggested that French players wear gloves in order not to leave fingerprints on the ball.

When notified that Argentina was not included in SST3, Diego Maradona called Blatter a %$#^%*, a #*&@#$, and a *$^&@%%. He also said he should suck his &%$#*&^.

The Irish Federation has asked FIFA to include Ireland in SST3 as the 33rd team.

An estimated 331,492 journalists will follow Brazil's games. It is believed that 45% of them will criticize the coach, 32% will criticize the team, and the rest will criticize both.

When notified that two U.S. teams are favorite to win SST3, President Obama said he was not surprised, then asked, "How do you play soccer, again?"

FIFA declared that the draw was fair and square. On an unrelated subject, he also announced that the model who performed the draw lost one hand to frostbite and was hospitalized with first degree burns on the other hand.

The Gay and Lesbian Federation said that they will support "Spain is Different." Not that there is anything wrong with that.

The Asian Confederation has demanded that the number of Asian teams in the next SST tournament be doubled.

LOL! I had never paid any attention at all to any soccer World Cup, but if I had known it came with such great hoopla, I would have.

este deberia haber sido posteado en el PRESS CENTER...

pero..ya paso ...da igual.

LOL! The media reaction to the Brazilian team is absolute gold! 8-)

Yes, the drums are singing the songs... Brasil, Brasil, Brasil, it is going to be gold again :)

I would have said that Obama's quote was "Yes, we can!"... ;)

Hahahahaha! Fantastic!

"The captain of the UK team was caught cheating with another game site and will be forced to give up the captain's armband."

The Captain of Team UK (and Ireland) is from what I have heard is honest, intelligent, witty, kind hearted and a man of great integrity. Such reports I am sure have no basis in truth. Who is the Captain anyway?

"The Irish Federation has asked FIFA to include Ireland in SST3 as the 33rd team."

No need - they are already represented as part Team UK and Ireland.

"Yes we can" is the motto for the combined USA/Bob the Builder team.

I knew one jokes about Polish people in the Ireland :D

The latest poll taken by the Government asked people who live in Ireland

if they think Polish immigration is a serious problem:

23% of respondents answered: Yes, it is a serious problem.

77% of respondents answered: Absolutnie zaden. To nie jest powazna kwestia. (what in polsish means "Absolutely not. This is not a serious problem.")

So it's probably that even if there will be 33rd team - it will be more Polish anyway ;)

Hehe, my typos are also fun. "I knew one jokes" lol

Cheating, doping, illegal immigrants, astrology, models meeting (Brazilian) players and no news about the real scandal of SSTT3:

Some teams have hidden that they have female players in their team! Many thinks (Looser grammar) this is unacceptable but FIFA has officially accepted the rosters and cannot take back this puclicly announced and world wide advertised decision without serious legal and economic implications...

What is the problem of female players in the team? ;)

They distract the nerds. ;-)

btw, lol @"Looser grammar" :-D

I wouldn't know (what the problem is).

You have to ask FIFA about that :)

no problem, only fun while change of trikot :-)

11 days with no news is a loooong time ...

What happened to the journalists?

They watch OG in Vancouver, I guess :-)

Belgium still best team in Tournament!

A look at the team statistics currently still shows

Best teams by match points

1. Belgium

They keep this title for two weeks now, since the beginning of the tournament. This overall gold title is even more astonishing as the don't show up in any of these other narrow-minded stats for this and that.

There are rumors heard this has to do with the fact that a team from Andorra was not admitted, but there's no evidence. shinnosuke from Andorra joined a world wide strike and uses a Catalan flag to express his protest.

However, the "World Wide Strikers" deserve to be listed as the worst team, if this "Best teams by match points" stats were expanded to 32 entries.

Let's see if they manage to improve and show up in the top 10 teams some day ...

Best Teams as of 2010-02-23

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not sure if free space on the web is suitable for such historical documents

Striking news:

Hungary refuses to play against Spain!

Just one lone hungarian soul has the guts to show up in the round that sees the Spanish Bulls battle Hungary. Will Reemi win all his games and make the spanish players look like they are on a siesta?

(or has someone messed up the team statistics page? ;)

Striking news:

Hungarian strategy revealed

Rumors say, Ernő Rubik, the famous inventor of the Rubic Cube, is sponsoring the Hungarian team. All members are on a trainings camp in a non-disclosed area.

One member, by means of using state of the art HSPA mobile technology, keeps connected in order to analyze the playing strategy of their opponents.

Puskas' country would never refuse to play against the country of his favorite team, Real Madrid :-)

Puskas became a spanish citizen in 1962, and played 4 games for the spanish national team. Three of these were in the world cup in 1962 :-)

Striking news:

World Wide Strikers seize title "Best Team by Match Points"

With Mojmir's statistics update of February 28, 2010 20:09:21 GMT+1

the World Wide Strikers advance from position 32 to 1

They now are 3 matchpoints ahead of their next follower, Belgium.

But the tournament is not yet decided and there sure will be more movement in these statistics tables.

I have played all my games :)

Are there more players who only can hope and wait?

I wish my opponents were that fast.

where can I see the results?

thanks

http://miuek1.freelinuxhost.com/sstt/sstt3-preliminary.html

SSTT-3 Results

Group 4 is almost done :)

1. German Golems

2. USA B

3. Norway

4. Nederland-East

The games aren't finished, but the results are almost for sure. (only USA vs Nederland-East could be different, but the chance is 1% or something like that :P )

Many matches have been decided in group 6 as well.

Quiz

A: which game has the biggest score?

B: which game has the biggest goal difference?

C: which game ended with 0-0 after 72 moves?

C. One of mine :P

I guess the highest scoring game also involves a French player, doesn't it?

Highest score could be me vs. IRI. the score was 7:6. 13 goals.

Biggest score could also be one of the 8 : x games.

8 : 2 gid=1159481, which is winner in quiz B as well, or

3 : 8 gid=1166288

C has two solutions, currently

more are possible in the future

As the captain of a not-so-mighty team I humbly inquire how often is miuek's SSTT3 page refreshed?

Hi FC Malaj,

I am trying to refresh result pages every evening (CEST+1), however there are delays in some cases (not at home, too lazy :-) etc)

Good luck in SSTT3

Thanks! Actually, it is good to see two of my better victories among the latest results. We might not be mighty but we are not losers either :-)

Cosmo vs. Spain (Group 1) comes down to the last game.

Cosmo leads 39-36

Nevermind (Cosmo) and Diamante (Spain) are tied 1-1 after 28 moves.

Winner of this match will probably finish in 2nd place and advance (loser eliminated).

NO PRESSURE!

We will have the following point distribution in group 3:

6 Canada/Albania

6 Switzerland

3 Romania

3 Italia B

What will decide who is first, the match Canada/Albania - Switzerland or won games : lost games?

Sorry, I finally found it:

(6) Position in the group is determined by (1)points, (2)total scores difference, (3) higher goals scored, (4)the result/s between interested teams;

First group finished Preliminary round

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Group 7 finished their last game today. Congratulations to the winner: World Wide Strikers.

With the last game, lolkalolka won another 5 game points for Poland B.

The second place in group 7 remains with the team Italy A, who have 4 game points more than Poland B.

Groups 4 and 6 are nealy finished as well ...

I would like to deny all allegations that the only time I've let in goals is when my hugely fat bastard of a goal keeper, who seems to take up 2 squares, waddles off to grab a few more buns. This cannot be true, as in some matches there were no buns available, only doughnuts.

Buns... isn't that what Princess Leia uses as earmuffs?

Nope, that's Danish pastries. However, my goalie has been known to be tempted by those too.

Hungary will advance into the playoffs! The total underdogs! Who would have thought that! Yess! :D

Which also means that we will play against the biggest favorite of this Team Tournament, USA A... Nice, we will be beaten in front of the watching world! :D