(btw this is not a serious critique of the game. I enjoy playing it a lot, but I don't think it is suited for top-play. Especially not 1-point matches.
@Michael X: I think you missed Thnikkaman's smiley. His comment gave me a nice chuckle.
@Ingo: The back of my envelope is getting crowded, but 500^3 = 125,000,000 so, unfortunately, I think there is a better chance of winning just about any lottery played anywhere in the world than seeing your very cute and funny event happening.